The Metal Messiah (real name unknown) is a 22 year old man who has
devoted his life to bringing true heavy metal to the masses. He does this
because he finds false metal to be morally repugnant, and wants to save
those who listen to it. He is an angry Messiah, however, and finds those
who promote the "false metal agenda" to be infidels worthy of
extermination. For this reason, ROCU has permitted The Metal Messiah to
enter the studio from 12pm-1am every Tuesday to broadcast true metal. His
show is entitled "Face the Truth!" to demonstrate that the monumental
amount of profundity exhibited by the music may be too much for weak
listeners to handle. Those who are looking for anything with the suffix
of "-core" should run far, far away.

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